I had fun writing my last keyword stats post, so thought I’d put together a sister post of sorts, sticking this time to the questions people have asked that have landed them on my blog. Sadly, I’m doubting that they’ve ever found the answers that they were looking for….until now. Until I took the time to answer these Burning Questions, once and for all. I’ve linked the questions to the landing post in case your personal Burning Question is “What on earth is the connection between this query and Erin’s blog?”
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Well, probably because they enjoy parading around in their skibbies and making onlookers squirm. They also know that they have onlookers and want to maximize on the awkwardness at the next neighborhood picnic. These are the most likely reasons.
First, call the police. When they laugh at you and hang up, take matters into your own nimble hands and read up on amateur sleuthing. Recommended literature: The Boxcar Children.
Never. There is no such thing as Too Girly. Unless the pintuck comforter is pink with sequins all over it, in which case it borders on A Slight Bit Too Feminine and May Offend Those With Mainly Testosterone.
If your spouse is millions of dollars in debt because he/she went to pharmacy school and successfully graduated, then yes. Otherwise, you’re out of luck. But you have more money, so all is good.
YES. Well, no. He has millions in loans to pay off, remember? I doubt Sallie Mae would accept baked goods in lieu of accrued interest payoff.
Only in the months since I posted about ours, naturally. Some things just catch on. Cabbage Patch Kids, Backstreet Boys, Silly Bands, Black Lagoon Pools…what will be next? Please tell me the Kardashians will not be responsible for it.
No idea? Sorry. This is where my wisdom ends.
And my personal favorite:
Absolutely not. Do not follow our poor example.
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So. Now that I’ve enlightened you with these answers, are there any other Burning Questions you’ve been dying to ask? Fire away. The doctor is IN. And I have a Burning Question for you: have you found anything fun in your keyword stats lately? :)