It’s been a while since I pulled together some of the zany keyword searches that land people on my blog, and since their sheer weirdness makes me laugh, I thought I’d share some more with you. Read on to see if you can figure out how searches for tiny black pool fish, medical spas, and butts cause Google to say “RIGHT HERE! VISIT ERIN! THE ONE WITH THE CATS AND THE FISH AND THE BUTTS! YES, HER!”
Ahem. What will I do if my students ever discover this blog? My projected image of partial sanity will be forever destroyed.
the couple who had ‘Black and White’ twins… twice
Say what? I’ve given birth? To “Black and White” twins? (What does that even mean?) You’d think I’d remember something like that, especially since it happened “…twice.” Dramatic ellipses for effect.
examples of blank floor plans for medical spa
You’re in the right spot! Except…not.
tiny black fishes that swim in in ground pools
A relaxing inner tube…an ice-cold glass glass of lemonade…a gang of tiny black fish slithering around my ankles. Yes. Sign me up. Maybe that medical spa should consider this?
man lampshade dancing table underwear
This person was clearly looking for Bachelorette Parties-R-Us. The lampshade probably costs extra.
singing at the top of my lungs while waiting for some dork
That dork is probably busy. Busy dancing on a table in his underwear.
i inspire my smile from nature
How very zen of you.
cat sign welcome to our bathroom hope you survive
Survival is always questionable in our bathroom. Particularly after a fibrous meal. How the cats fit into that, I’m not sure.
You know, I’m not really feeling the current background of this blog….would any of you be offended?
i bought a rug
justin bieber printable
If I were to actually make a Bieber printable, who would want a copy? I know my little sister would snatch up several. (Hi, Beez.) ;)
cat condo made from a dresser
BRILLIANT. I like the way you think. Something like this?
Okay. Be honest. It’s one of YOU searching for these crazy things, right, just because you know I like silly keyword stats? Confess, please. You’re going to pop up someday and go APRIL FOOLS and spray me with silly string or something, right? Because seriously. Seriously! “Black and White” twins? Dancing lampshade men? What is this world coming to?
On a happily unrelated note, it’s supposed to be close to 60 degrees here today! I am so ready for spring. Spring=sundresses and spray painting. And now that I mentioned that, the next person to search for “stringing spring twins” or “painting spray-on dresses” will surely find themselves on this page. Welcome.