Tug of War with the Walls.
Admittedly, not a catchy title, but hey, it's a work in progress. Here are the rules:
1. All players must find a room that has thick rope glued and stapled around every window, doorway, and baseboard.
|This one will do.|
2. All players must then try to figure out how to remove said ropes, glue, and staples.
|I promise that is glue.|
3. The player with the least amount of rope burn at the end of the game wins.
Here I am demonstrating my brute strength, no-fear determination, and childish taunting:
The end product? A blissfully rope-free room. The grand prize? A year's supply of...rope.
I guess this means I can now practice my lassoing skills on a few local cows?